When Meredith was sick last week, Cari took her to the doctor. Meredith could not take medicine because she was vomiting so much. A prescription was written for an oil medicine that rubs onto your wrist and helps reduce nausea.
Only one pharmacy in the county has this special oil. No problem, this pharmacy is probably downtown, near the hospital. No, this particular pharmacy is not in town. He is out of civilization, up in the mountains. Does he take our insurance? Nope. But, if you want this special oil potion you will need to bring with you:
-the beak of a spotted owl
-two pedals from the purple crocus flower
-a gallon of water taken from the Table Rock basin
-two grams of bark taken from the Japanese Maple
When the ingredients are taken to the "pharmacist", he will produce one vile of oil potion.
Refills are hard to come by.
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Had the person suggesting the "Potion of Spotted Owl Beak" tried it before?
We have some Spotted Owls over here in the Northwest.
Many loggers have been out of work due to their shrinking population and activist.
Does it have to be a fresh beak??
I have connections!
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