Can't read it wet

Another entry from Talkin Hand, here. This is one hella crazy story I'm going to tell ya!
You may not want to believe it at first, but it's all true. I couldn't possibly invent this myself, I'm not that creative.

Cari was at home reading a paperback book at the kitchen table. She got up to check the mail, and when she came back in, Meredith spilled a cup of water on the table, soaking the book.
Can you believe it?! A three year old spilling water! Wait. It gets better.

Cari obviously was having a difficult time reading more of the book. It was only about forty degrees outside, setting the book out would take too long. She wanted to read more NOW.

A quick glance to the clothes dryer.

Another look, then she gets up and walks over to the dryer. She quickly took all the clothes (mostly dry) out, and threw the book in. Slam the door, click on high heat, and START.
This is friggin' nuts. How good is that book?

How does this story end?
Cari goes to check on the precious book. When she opens the door a few loose pages float out.
When you look in, you see a pile pages in the bottom of the dryer. Oh, my. Time for a new book.

Talkin Hand. . . OUT!