Thursday, February 16, 2012

New diet!

I have this new diet plan that I tried out last night. I swear if you stick with it, this one will work.

So all you have to do is work long hours at your job and instead of going home, follow up your work with a few meetings. An example of a good meeting would be joining a church committee.

After the meeting, you'll be getting home so late you'll be too tired to cook and your dinner will consist of a small bowl of cereal. For quicker results, use low fat milk.

1 comment:

Tom said...

It doesn't work. I've been working long hours for a long time, and I'm still fat. I'll argue that it's genetic.

Here's another option that might work as well - develop a bad allergy and sneeze your way to fitness.