Who does this? I've never seen it before.
For several hours one evening my neighbor worked on this project and I could hear the earth moving equipment working beyond the trees that separate us. The next day I drove around to see what all the noise was about.
At that point I couldn't wait to get home and tell Cari.
"The neighbor is a gangster.", I told her. I was excited to be sharing my neighborhood gossip with her and I waited for her to beg for more.
She looked at me, but not with the excitement about my news, and said plainly, "Why do you think the neighbor is a gangster."
"Well, you heard all the noise yesterday, right?" Cari nodded and waited for me to continue. I spoke with hushed excitement, "They filled in their swimming pool!"
She asked, "Why does that make him a gangster?"
"I mean, who does that? Who fills in a swimming pool?", I smiled as I put the puzzle together for her and took a breath. "How many bodies do you think are buried in the bottom?", I asked.
"Maybe they just didn't want a pool anymore. It's a lot of work."
"Maybe. . .", I answered her. ". . .they are gangsters!"
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