Time to vote for a Republican. They say that being an early primary state is good for us. We get a lot of attention for this. All the media is scouring the countryside interviewing people. All the candidates are hopping from town to town clapping their hands. The bonus is all of them are talking about South Carolina. It's like free advertising.
What they didn't tell us, the citizens of this beautiful State, is that we'd have to put up with so much noise. Political ads are almost impossible to escape unless you lock yourself in your room. But even then, Santorum, will still be standing in your yard throwing pebbles at your window.
And now it's time to go vote for a Republican.
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