Cari and her friend, Heather, were talking the other night about the beach. Cari was saying that she does not like the beach, and certainly would not swim in the ocean. Heather couldn't understand that, because the beach is so great. Finally, Cari broke down and said that she was afraid that sharks would get her.
The next night, the remainder of hurricane Dennis was coming through our area. Cari looked out the window nervously, as she watched the dark clouds swirling above. Heather walked over and asked what was wrong. Cari said nothing was wrong, she was watching the storm.
"You do know there are NO sharks in a hurricane, right?", Heather explained. She continued, "It's not like a hurricane scoops up sharks and drops them around the country."
Cari didn't find it very funny and replied, "We are in a tornado warning!"
Heather promptly retreated and asked where a good interior closet is if a tornado presented itself.
2 comments:
You should try to find a picture of a shark landing on a home or a car similar to the cow flying at the end of twister.
I did think about that, Michelle. I like playing in Photoshop, but this time I was too lazy to dig up the necessary pictures.
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