Sunday, February 20, 2005

crazy talk

This is a hella crazy conversation I overheard today.

Duck turns cell phone on, pushes voice activiation.

Phone: command please.
Duck : name dial
Phone: name please.
Duck : Cari
Phone: Did you say, Cari?
Duck : Yes
Phone: Dialing.
Duck : Thank you.

Did you catch that? He thanks his phone. HA! Like there is a woman living in that phone, and he might hurt her feelings if he doesn't friggin thank her.

There is another scenario that I have heard recently also. It went like this:
(picking up conversation after the phone says, "name please".)

Duck : Home
Phone: Please repeat the name.
Duck : Home
Phone: Sorry, no match found.
Duck : I said, HOME, you stupid phone!
Then as he slams the phone shut, "friggin bitch, I said Home!"

Oh, it is funny to watch this hella crazy person talking to himself. Heads turn to stare as he walks through the parking lot.

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