Brown Jacket

I made a huge mistake last week.   

I wore black shoes, a black belt, black pants, and on my way out of the house I grabbed my brown jacket.   

I was so embarrassed walking into work this morning.  I almost left it in the car but my wife said it would be more noticeable not wearing any jacket at all.  She also said, "nobody cares what color your jacket is."

In a way, she may have been right, nobody said anything.   But that doesn't mean they weren't talking about it behind my back.