"Wow..not a good trade..see if he can kick your knee."
"are you driving naked?"
"I have figured out that sitting in the bathroom is the only place to rest at work. But then your butt goes numb from staying too long."
"2 in.bowl. dead?"
"did you bring a mask? can you move over?"
"Smart ass"
"Did you buy sparkle chap stick?"
2 comments:
Send me your cell number so I can send you stupid texts too! :-)
Someone was texting you while on the can. You should feel special!
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