Tip one: fatten them up.

Uncle Ron
gives Cari
pointers on
proper feeding
of the deer.
Tip two: Take the innocent children inside.

Hidden safely inside,
a buck on the
rampage would be
unable to harm the
children.
Tip three: show no fear

Armed only
with a sharp
grilling fork,
and his cat like
reflexes,
Uncle Ron
takes aim at
this buck.
Tip four: know the rules

Deer season
does not
begin until
August 15th
in South Carolina.
2 comments:
That's awesome. How much is an out-of-state hunting license there?
Ohhh. I always wanted to go camping with some deer.
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